Danielle has been alive since she was born and will live until she dies, which will probably be pretty soon. Her dying wish will be the wish that she hadn’t wasted her best years dicking around on Tumblr. Her epitaph will be whiny and narcissistic.
I cannot BELIEVE I can’t find a .gif of the absolutely GLORIOUS moment where Nathan is like, “HI FRIEND!” and then New Guy gave him the finger. IT WAS AMAZING.